The following was a special April Fools’ email sent to our monthly email members. If you would like to subscribe to the YSK monthly email, email us and include your contact information.
York Saw and Knife continually searches for new materials and methods to manufacture our leading-edge cutting tools. Our applications engineers recently completed a three month working vacation in New Mexico working on – in conjunction with a private entity – a breakthrough, game-changing material.
As a result, York Saw and Knife is pleased to announce the release of FiberX. FiberX is an extremely lightweight, bendable “metal” that is virtually indestructible to any abuses, mistreatment or harsh environmental conditions. In addition, FiberX holds an edge significantly longer than any terrestrial high carbon and tool steels, and can be applied to any cutting, slicing, perforating, etc. application.
“We’re very pleased with the results of our engineers and working, grey-area partnership,” stated Michael Pickard, President and CEO of York Saw and Knife. “The FiberX technology delivers a superior blade and clearly provides YSK a definitive leg up on the industry, and quite possibly the universe.”
York Saw and Knife will begin taking orders on FiberX blades starting April 2…
Happy April Fools’ Day!
FiberX and the mysterious “grey-area partnership” are fictitious – an April Fools’ Day joke. But York Saw and Knife’s high quality, precision and tough blades are not.